In a flash of administrative inspiration not seen since “I know – let’s fly a lot of really rich people across the Atlantic in a huge bag filled with highly volatile and unstable gas!”, the Brigade Executive has decided to have each firefighter fitted with a nose-ring carrying a copy of the National Parks key. The Executive claimed “Well, it has to be cheaper than building a new station at Panorama Point!”. The move has been hailed as “A monumental step forward for the Brigade”, by Steve’s dog Jess and one of Paul Gardner’s chooks.
A Nose For Success
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